Inappropriate

Randy and Natasha were over for dinner. Dave made his famous burrito tostadas and we were all having a great time. Ali and Jason decided to retell a "story" they had written at school. It was a team story - with each person adding 3 or 4 or 5 words at a time onto the story.

Before Jason started talking, Ali said, "Don't say the whole thing. Leave out the inappropriate part." and Jason nodded seriously, in agreement. He started telling the story - which, truth be told, made no sense but when he got to the "inappropriate" word, Ali's eyes got big and he said, "He blanked it out and it was all water." They looked at each other with clear delight. They had found a way around it. The four adults at the table tried to figure out an inappropriate blank but didn't want to ask the kids to tell.... but we finally caved and made them tell us -

Are you ready for the inappropriate word? Puke. Yup, puke. I love seven.

They spent the whole next day telling everyone, "Mom said puke. And it was while we were EATING."

They are funny people.